As if Halloween isn’t enough fun gorging yourself on candy (#busted) and scoping out the adorable-ness of all those little cuties who will be ringing your doorbell with the hopes that you still have some candy to give away, we also get to hear jokes. I’m not sure how this tradition started in St. Louis. As someone who’s lived in New Jersey, Chicago, Alabama and Texas, I’ve never heard jokes on Halloween…until I moved to St. Louis. Guess it’s just another one of those “only in St. Louis” traditions that are so much fun!

Who’s kids (besides mine, that is!) are already planning out their Halloween costumes? Anyone going trick or treating as Ant-Man? How about a massive Transformer named Bumblebee? Or what about a spotted red ladybug or brightly colored butterfly? Regardless of what they’re dressing up as, one thing they’ll definitely need is a joke! Here are some of our favorites. (Can you spot the theme???)

Q: What’s an insect’s favorite sport?

A: Cricket!


Q: Why did the bee go to the doctor?

A: Because she had hives!


Q: Why was the baby ant confused?

A: Because all of its ants were uncles!


Q: Two flies are on the porch. Which one is the actor?

A: The one on the screen!


Q: Why was Mama Firefly sad?

A: Her children just weren’t that bright!


Q: How do you spot a modern spider?

A: He doesn’t just have a web — he has a website!


Halloween Jokes…Blue Chip Style! Serving St. Louis | Chesterfield | Ballwin | St. Charles | Rock Hill

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